18. Breaking up with my girl whenever we comprise both on all of our durations.

18. Breaking up with my girl whenever we comprise both on all of our durations.

do not make unexpected conclusion when you are both bleeding.

19. getting wildly envious and possessive toward my personal girlfriend any time another makeup lesbian/femme sort entered the bedroom.

In case the girlfriend will probably flirt, she’s attending flirt. Performing like a deranged, hyper-jealous head circumstances isn’t attending prevent anybody from carrying out such a thing. Indeed, it will probably merely aggravate the woman desire.

20. Flirting with feminine police, TSA agencies, protection protections, as well as other ladies in consistent because we assumed they were gay.

I lust after a woman in an uniform, but unfortunately only a few feamales in uniforms lust after myself.


I enjoy those lengthy, pointy Lana Del Rey fingernails. However, my ex-girlfriend wouldn’t appreciate all of them when I attempted penetration with those brutal talons.

Oh, the sacrifices us manner lezzies must alllow for sex! The good news is sexual climaxes feel great than acrylic fingernails taste.

22. Faking an orgasm.

You are able to fake orgasms with guys, but you can’t trick yours gender, honey. Learned this package the difficult means.

23. Unprotected sex, because, you understand, “lesbians can’t see STIs.”

I’m astonished I managed to make it out-of my slutty period (We state “slut” in an empowered means! do not stress!) without finding every STI under the sun.


I didn’t even comprehend what a dental dam was actually whenever I was actually 21. I imagined it actually was one thing they stuck inside throat within dental expert. And I also hate the dental expert.

24. Playing into the “helpless femme” stereotype.Continue reading